"It's a war out there!" Here is your essential armor for today's battle.
You need to know this about me . . . I have a black belt.
Impressed? Probably not when you discover that it is just a black leather belt. My black belt is designed to hold up my britches not warn potential foes that I have “a special set of skills.” Blackie is one of seven belts I own, though currently its AWOL from my closet and that is a real shame, but totally beside the point.